[Humour-l] Man bashing

[Dianne]

>From Gillian

 Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around   
  in pain on the ground? 
 A. Shoot him again. 
  
 Q. Why do little boys whine? 
 A. Because they're practicing to be men. 
  
 Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
 A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
 around 
 him. 
  OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag 
  about the screwing part. 
  
 Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? 
 A. Trustworthy. 
  
 Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for          
  breath and calling your name? 
 A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 
  
 Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? 
 A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. 
  
 Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after             
  mating? 
 A. To stop the snoring before it starts. 
  
 Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? 
 A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 
  
 Q: What is the difference between men and women... 
 A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man       
 wants every woman to satisfy his one need. 
  
 Q: How does a man keep his youth? 
 A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. 
  
 Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 
 A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" 
  


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